Gracie

EACH MEMBER OF THE WRECKING CREW ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS:

Who would you rather have a beer chugging contest against JCVD or Steven Segal?

I don’t know who Steven Segal is so I’m going with JCVD but only if he chugs while doing the ninja splits.

Can anything happen on Halloween?

YES!!! I love Halloween! Anything is possible and to quote Rob Zombie: “Halloween! Halloween! That’s when she gets so mean!”

Is Drop Dead Fred the greatest movie of your childhood or the greatest nightmare of your adult years?

Greatest movie of my childhood. People who say otherwise are just trying to be spiteful.

Which person under the stairs do you most identify with? Why?

All of them. I feel like society and our government is like the stairs and the working class is like the people under the stairs. We just want out of the grind man. Meta.

Which historical figure from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure would you want to watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure with?

I have never seen this movie. (I’m the one who has not seen a lot of movies and usually has a fairly loose grasp of what happened in the ones I have seen. You’re welcome.)

Which would you rather have as a pet? Gonk from Elvira or the doggie from the beginning of The Room?

Definitely Gonk. I mean he’s a punk rock dog. Yes, and please. I mean I don’t really love dogs but if I had to choose….

How many times are you willing to let Rowdy Roddy Piper hit you before you put on the sunglasses?

Probably at least 1000. I am very tough, stubborn, and no one is gonna make me put on the damn sunglasses. I will not surrender to Rowdy Roddy Piper

Would you rather be trapped for 48 hours in the Devil's Tomb with Henry Rollins or in the Time Cop car with JCVD?

I have never seen Time Cop (shocker) but I’m gonna go with Henry Rollins just because he was the lead of Black Flag.

Would you rather sleep with Johnny alone, or sleep with Lisa, but Johnny and Denny watch (obviously, they will critique you the whole time)?

I would rather sleep with Johnny and Denny everyday for the rest of my life than even THINK about sleeping with Lisa. She is disgusting. But wait I’m kinda lazy and sex everyday seems like a lot of work. Fuck. Tough call.

Who do you think you would be able to beat in a bare knuckle fist fight? Micheal Ironsides from Total Recall or Ironsides from Starship Troopers?

Guess what mofos? I’ve never seen either of these goddamn movies.

If you could swap faces, a la Face/Off, with anyone, who would it be?

I have never seen this movie either. I have a decent face, so can I switch bodies with someone instead? Like a gorgeous super model.

What's the best drink to down during a terrible movie?

Jameson with a pickle back!

What's the best drink to down during a great movie?

Diet cherry pepsi with extra ice.

Would you rather watch the worst movie you've ever seen every week for the rest of your life, or never watch your favorite movie ever again?

Probably never watch my fav again. I can’t muster watching the same terrible movie every week for the rest of my life. I don’t have time for that shit. The same terrible movie over and over? No fucking way.

What terrible movie would you like to see Donald Trump trapped in for eternity?

Any Jay and Silent Bob movie. They are soo annoying, I despise them, and would love for Trump to have to hang out with them for eternity.