Paul
Paul is the Shot Coordinator and Beer Chugging Competition Initiator for the pod and always comes to each episode well researched on a variety of topics. Yes, he will pull out his Witches Textbook or find out all he can about leprechauns to enhance our podcast, but then usually just makes a lot of solid zingers instead.
Paul is engaged to Jeannie and they live in Oakland, CA with their lovely turtles who occasionally join the podcast.
EACH MEMBER OF THE WRECKING CREW ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS:
Who would you rather have a beer chugging contest against JCVD or Steven Segal?
Jean Claude, for sure. Steagal can throw those back I bet. and Jean Claude is prolly chill to hang out with.
Can anything happen on Halloween?
I definitely believe that anything can happen on Halloween.
Is Drop Dead Fred the greatest movie of your childhood or the greatest nightmare of your adult years?
Nightmare for sure. I wake up in a cold sweat thinking I have to watch it again.
Which person under the stairs do you most identify with? Why?
I mean... I wanna say Roach cus that guy's a hero, but who know, I haven't been tested like him.
Which historical figure from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure would you want to watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure with?
So-crates. That guy is a cool cat.
Which would you rather have as a pet? Gonk from Elvira or the doggie from the beginning of The Room?
Gonk. Which room?
How many times are you willing to let Rowdy Roddy Piper hit you before you put on the sunglasses?
I personally love trying on other people's sunglasses.
Would you rather be trapped for 48 hours in the Devil's Tomb with Henry Rollins or in the Time Cop car with JCVD?
If Henry Rollins dropped the weird priest app, we can hang. We'll listen to some good music and hail Satan.
Would you rather sleep with Johnny alone, or sleep with Lisa, but Johnny and Denny watch (obviously, they will critique you the whole time)?
I don't know any of these people, but I guess with the people watching? A little constructive criticism never hurt anybody.
Who do you think you would be able to beat in a bare knuckle fist fight? Micheal Ironsides from Total Recall or Ironsides from Starship Troopers?
I wouldn't mess with him from Total Recall. Blood. Thirsty. Other him was a sap.
If you could swap faces, a la Face/Off, with anyone, who would it be?
Jack Nicholson. I wanna get the power of the brow.
What's the best drink to down during a terrible movie?
Cheap beer.
What's the best drink to down during a great movie?
Slightly less cheap beer. less cheap, not less beer.
Would you rather watch the worst movie you've ever seen every week for the rest of your life, or never watch your favorite movie ever again?
I could squeeze in that worst movie each week. Maybe I'd come around. Wait but then it wouldn't be the worst movie. Then I'd get another. Then I'd come around to that... Sweet this is the ticket to appreciating all movies.
What terrible movie would you like to see Donald Trump trapped in for eternity?
The Running Man. I want to make him a contestant and have to fight Jesse Ventura.