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each member of the wrecking crew answered these questions:

Who would you rather have a beer chugging contest against JCVD or Steven Segal?

Steven Segal looks like he has spent many a lonely night in a bar while JCVD looks like he’s usually lonely out in a tea garden or something so I’d say JCVD in order to further crush his spirits (I mean, he was in Street Fighter so I don’t feel pity for him).

Can anything happen on Halloween?

I used to have a tambourine but then I lost it one year on Halloween. Has anyone seen it? Has anyone seen my tambourine? HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TAMBOURINE?!?

Is Drop Dead Fred the greatest movie of your childhood or the greatest nightmare of your adult years?

DDF isn’t a nightmare, it’s a fever dream of which there is no escape.

Which person under the stairs do you most identify with? Why?

I mean, I think we all want to say Roach, but honestly I’d probably be one of the nameless people under the stairs who’d gone mad years and years ago.

Which historical figure from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure would you want to watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure with?

Okay, I’ll admit it, I’ve always thought Joan of Arc was pretty sexy. Not just the actress, I’ve always had a bit of a crush on the Maid of Orleans. I dig strong women who might also be a little crazy, so of course it’d be her and I’d just have to hope my cheesy pickup lines seemed like poetry to someone from 600 years ago.

Which would you rather have as a pet? Gonk from Elvira or the doggie from the beginning of The Room?

Gonk is fiercely loyal and can transform into pretty much anything so pick him and you can have him transform into a werewolf or something on Halloween to scare people. That dog is comedy gold!

How many times are you willing to let Rowdy Roddy Piper hit you before you put on the sunglasses?

Rowdy Roddy could hit me as much as he wanted because it’d be awesome to have been in a street brawl with him. But if he asked me to put on the glasses I’d just do it ‘cause he’s awesome.

Would you rather be trapped for 48 hours in the Devil's Tomb with Henry Rollins or in the Time Cop car with JCVD?

Can I use the timecop car to go visit Joan of Arc after our date of watching Bill and Ted? If not then obviously give me the fucking demons.

Would you rather sleep with Johnny alone, or sleep with Lisa, but Johnny and Denny watch (obviously, they will critique you the whole time)?

Arrgggh!! Why, why, why is this happening to me? God… forgive me *bang*

Oh hi mark!

Who do you think you would be able to beat in a bare knuckle fist fight? Micheal Ironsides from Total Recall or Ironsides from Starship Troopers?

I don’t know that I could beat either of them but I feel I should have been able to tag in Ironside from the 1967 TV show “Ironside.” In which case I would still probably lose because he was paralyzed but maybe I could take Michael Ironsides.

If you could swap faces, a la Face/Off, with anyone, who would it be?

I would just switch with Nic Cage and continue to do whatever random movie got thrown my way because no one would ever be able to tell the difference between actual Nic Cage and a slightly manic guy pretending to be Nic Cage in a Nic Cage mask. The possibilities are endless.

What's the best drink to down during a terrible movie?

Just grab your favorite energy drink and a glass of water as you’ll need the energy to yell at the screen and the water to keep your voice from dying after five minutes of stupidity.

What's the best drink to down during a great movie?

Wait, there are such things as great movies? What the fuck have we been watching?

Would you rather watch the worst movie you've ever seen every week for the rest of your life, or never watch your favorite movie ever again?

I have a theory that if you watch a movie enough times, no matter how bad, you get a form of Stockholm Syndrome and you fall madly in love with it over time. But since the worst movie I’ve seen is “Drop Dead Fred” and I would rather drop dead than fall in love with that movie I guess I’m never watching “Elvira: Mistress of the Dark” again as that is my favorite movie *WINK*

What terrible movie would you like to see Donald Trump trapped in for eternity?

I mean, there are so many choices, but I’ve gotta say Super Mario Bros. because then there is a chance that Bob Hoskins will at some point jump on his head and flatten him.