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EACH MEMBER OF THE WRECKING CREW ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS:

Who would you rather have a beer chugging contest against JCVD or Steven Segal?

If we are talking about the present and not the 80s, I would pick JCVD. Segal is way too fat now to not be an epic beer chugger.

Can anything happen on Halloween?

NO! The laws of the universe are not suspended based on an arbitrary date. Nothing is possible on Veteran’s Day either.

Is Drop Dead Fred the greatest movie of your childhood or the greatest nightmare of your adult years?

Neither, I feel like it is a pretty forgettable movie.

Greatest movie of my childhood. People who say otherwise are just trying to be spiteful.

Empire Strikes Back. End of debate.

With which person under the stairs do you most identify? Why? Edited to remove hanging participle.

The dog. He seemed nice and loyal. I am also nice and loyal.

With which historical figure from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure would you want to watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure? Edited to remove hanging participle.

Socrates. I think we would have an amazing conversation. Although I don’t speak ancient Greek, so that might make it difficult.

Which would you rather have as a pet? Gonk from Elvira or the doggie from the beginning of The Room?

I dislike small dogs and I’m not sure what dog from The Room. Do you mean the dog in the flower shop?

Neither, they were both are garbage animals. The flower dog is probably owned by drug smugglers and Gonk has an annoying bark.

How many times are you willing to let Rowdy Roddy Piper hit you before you put on the sunglasses?

Exactly zero. I would put on any piece of clothing or accessory to avoid getting punched in the face by Piper which would definitely result in a broken jaw and possible brain damage.

Would you rather be trapped for 48 hours in the Devil's Tomb with Henry Rollins or in the Time Cop car with JCVD?

Devil’s Tomb with Rollins for sure. Rollins would be hilarious and you know that JCVD crop-dusts people and totally denies it.

Would you rather sleep with Johnny alone, or sleep with Lisa, but Johnny and Denny watch (obviously, they will critique you the whole time)?

I would sleep with Lisa but wear ear plugs. I would then blow my brains out.

Who do you think you would be able to beat in a bare knuckle fist fight? Micheal Ironsides from Total Recall or Ironsides from Starship Troopers?

Total Recall for sure. I would just punch Quato in his little creepy babyface and Ironside would crumple like a dollar bill.

If you could swap faces, a la Face/Off, with anyone, who would it be?

Whoever the next president is so I can kick-start the revolution.

What's the best drink to down during a terrible movie?

Water. You have to stay hydrated so you have the strength to wade through all the bullshit.

What's the best drink to down during a great movie?

Kool Aid Jammers!!!! Cherry flavored.

Would you rather watch the worst movie you've ever seen every week for the rest of your life, or never watch your favorite movie ever again?

Never watch my favorite again. I will find a new favorite. I don’t have time to waste on that shit.

What terrible movie would you like to see Donald Trump trapped in for eternity?

Human Centipede